Last One

I completely forgot about this story but it is so "David" and it makes me laugh. When I thought about it I knew I had to post it to remember forever. A few weeks ago we were getting ready for church and it was dark in the bedroom when I dresses David so he wasn't really paying attention to what he was wearing. We were in a hurry so once I got him dressed Glenn put his jacket on him and they were off to get in the car--breakfast was in the car. I got the next kid dressed and paid no more attention to how I had dressed David.

Fast forward to church.

David walks over to me and in a very agitated voice whispers in my ear, "Why is my shirt purple?"

Me: "David, you look sharp. It's a nice shirt" In my defense it was a purple t-shirt with a black, grey, white and black plaid button down shirt. It DOES look really nice.

David: "It does not look nice. It is purple and purple is for girls." He is saying this while tugging at the shirt to show me how much he dislikes the purple.

Me: "Stop pulling at your shirt. You can't change it and it looks nice."

David: "This is disgusting."

Disgusting.........was it really that bad to put the boy in a plaid purple shirt? Being clear hear--the shirt DOES NOT look girly at all. Just to clarify.

One More

I just thought this conversation was humorous:

David: "Pa, how many guns do you have?" He was in awe of all the guns.

Pa: "I have 37 here but there are some more I let people use."

Hahaha--I think David was thinking the answer would be about 5--his world was rocked.

David's Funnies

He seems to be obsessed with dying these days--maybe it has to do with the fact that Glenn told him one day mommy and daddy will die. Way to freak the kid out--now he's concerned about being an orphan and he's 4.

"Mommy, do you think when your heart stops beeping that you can hold me really tight so I can go see Jesus too." I just love that kid.

The other day in the back of the van this is the conversation that I hear:

David: "Sugar, do you know where your testines (intestines) are?" (Not sure as to why the sudden obsession with intestines, but he talks about it a lot.)

Sugar: "testines?"

David: "Yea, Sugar your testines are right here (and he points to the area of his intestines). When you eat too much food it goes there and then to your leg and your foot. That's why sometimes your foot hurts and then you can sleep in mama's bed"

Now I know the reason why he wants to sleep in my bed--he ate too much and his foot hurts.